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Naik motor
 
Author : husna
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Published Date: 2006/12/1 14:46:27
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Udin hendak menghantar neneknya yang sakit ke klinik dengan menaiki motor.

Udin: Mari la naik nek, pegang kuat-kuat yea..nanti jatuh!
Nenek: Iya lah, nenek pegang kuat-kuat la nie...
Udin: Jangan lupa pegang kuat-kuat yea nek!!! (kata Udin lagi mengingatkan)
Nenek: Iya, nenek dah pegang kuat-kuat la nie, takut sangat.
Udin: Ok, kalau begitu kita berangkat ya, nek.

Udin lalu 'merempit' motornya, lalu terdengar benda jatuh BUUAAAAKKKK!!!!!
Udin terperanjat, lalu menoleh ke belakang, dan ternampak si nenek terjatuh dari motornya.

Udin: Lah kenapa boleh jatuh gak nie, nek?!! Nenek tak pegang kuat-kuat agaknye?
Nenek: Nenek dah pegang kuat-kuat dah tadi!!!!
Udin: Nenek pegang kat mana?
Nenek: pagar rumah.
Udin: "$%^&(#....."


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 Re: Naik motor

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